The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Excite News: "NAIROBI (Reuters) - More than 100 jailed Kenyan street children smeared themselves and their Nairobi cells with feces in a protest Wednesday, leading police to call in firefighters to hose them down.
The homeless boys had been jailed at the central police station for several weeks, awaiting transfer to government-sponsored homes."

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Turd Birds :: About: " had just put the last turd into the Turd Tote, with my Turd Tongs, when I hear a voice say... 'Put those back!' I look up and here's this older man standing on the road pointing his finger at me. So I say... very intelligently, 'Huh?' To which he replies, 'Those are my turds, put them back!' My reaction at that point was to laugh, never dreaming that this could be anything other than a joke. I realized the seriousness of the situation when he says, cell phone in hand, 'Are you going to put my shit back or do I call the Sheriff and have you arrested?'"

Tuesday, October 05, 2004 - Sports - Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation: "Packers Fullback Sued Over Miami Dorm Defecation
POSTED: 12:04 pm EDT October 2, 2004
UPDATED: 12:21 pm EDT October 2, 2004
MIAMI -- A woman is suing Green Bay Packers fullback Najeh Davenport. She says he invaded her privacy by breaking into her dorm room and defecating in her closet."