The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Thursday, June 24, 2004

From PS thread of Shaolin monks:

Want to know what your insides look like? Check out the giant colon:

"Hugh Gleysteen, 3, of Seattle runs through the 20-foot-long colon exhibit at South Lake Union Park. It is part of a traveling exhibit and illustrates what healthy, diseased and cancerous colon tissue looks like. There's also information on other cancers, and ways to prevent cancer from starting."

Thursday, June 17, 2004

"'Exploding' Toilet Paper Scrambles Firefighters

"In these days of terror threats you have to take everything seriously--the San Antonio Fire Department was called out today to investigate a report of exploding toilet paper.

District Fire Chief Randy Jenkins says a man was pulling on a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom of his northwest side home this morning when the roll suddenly flew apart. "
brinagirl: My dysfunctional intenstines never fail (hoping to get rights to fully republish this blog entry on the Fudge, because it's damn near classic. -ed)

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Teen killed by exploding toilet:

"TSUKUBA, Ibaraki -- A teen knocked unconscious when a hospital toilet here exploded died Wednesday, police said.

The 19-year-old, whose name has not been released, died as a result of the severe burns sustained throughout his body in the Tuesday night blast."

Sunday, June 06, 2004

Not funny:

Thursday, June 03, 2004

Wichita Eagle | 06/03/2004 | Against a tornado, she wins: "Conway Springs woman clings to toilet and survives being carried away by storm "

Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - News - Truck Crash Closes Interstate Ramp
"The Highway Patrol said a tractor-trailer hauling toilets was on the ramp from southbound Interstate 85 to northbound Interstate 385 when it flipped on its side around 9 a.m"