The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Thursday, April 29, 2004

Neighbors report 'open latrine' "You do not defecate in your back yard and think it's OK," she said.

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Haunted toilets make the campers scream in fear - Must have been what was left after a Taco Smell run or something.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

How to use the Bathroom - One of my favorite professors from WPI published a guide on using the little boys' room in the CS building. Who knew?

Monday, April 05, 2004 - Technology: New technology could detect dirty hands

Choice quote: "Nobody wants to have doo-doo on their burger," said Jacob Petrich, a biophysical chemist at Iowa State University who invented the meat-scanning technology with two scientists, Thomas A. Casey and Mark A. Rasmussen, at the Agriculture Department.
One of Norway's most annoying men is at large again.

"Larsen was noted for not only breaking, entering and stealing - he also tended to deface properties after a visit with a combination of food and feces."