Turd Birds :: About: " had just put the last turd into the Turd Tote, with my Turd Tongs, when I hear a voice say... 'Put those back!' I look up and here's this older man standing on the road pointing his finger at me. So I say... very intelligently, 'Huh?' To which he replies, 'Those are my turds, put them back!' My reaction at that point was to laugh, never dreaming that this could be anything other than a joke. I realized the seriousness of the situation when he says, cell phone in hand, 'Are you going to put my shit back or do I call the Sheriff and have you arrested?'"