The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Tuesday, January 21, 2003

Peripherally related to Fudge, but still very important subject: Fly UI

Monday, January 20, 2003

Oog.

(10+N beers) + BuffaloWings + BigMac =

MI: 5/5
ST: 4/5
FL: 3
TP^2: 25-50

Monday, January 13, 2003

So painful...I need an ice pack for my a@&!

MI: 2/5
Fl: 1
TP^2: 10
BF: 100/5

Saturday, January 11, 2003

We're back to normal for ABQ-induced output:

MI: 2/5
FL: 1
TP^2: 6
ST: 1/5

I think this east-coast/west-coast feud in my intensines need to be studied further..

Monday, January 06, 2003

God damn it. I get back to Albuquerque and the shit fest starts up again. What happened to my bout of the SCIDS? Since my diet doesn't change drastically when I go from coast to coast, I can only assume that the SCIDS source-point theory of altitude and air saltyness differences between ABQ and BOS.

Friday, January 03, 2003

Regarding SCIDS, it sounds not dissimilar to micro-orgasmic objectives of the clean-shaven helmeter.