The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Friday, August 27, 2004

The Man With The Smallest Penis Cartoon, not safe for work, but fucked up funny.

Thursday, August 26, 2004

Yahoo! News - Oprah, Jurors Discuss Murder Trial: "One said Winfrey asked the other jurors to sing whenever she went to the bathroom attached to the jury room to drown out the noise. Winfrey, looking embarrassed, verified the story and said one of the songs the jurors chose to sing was 'Kumbaya.' "

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

Yahoo! News - Student Charged With Clogging Toilet: "PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after 'nature called' at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.

Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.
Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.
'I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump,' said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman. "