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Monday, December 06, 2004 / News / Odds & ends / Officers patrol on city's 'bladder beat': "Officers patrol on city's 'bladder beat'

December 6, 2004

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Officers Matt Turko and Tom Weger are on Pittsburgh's bladder beat.

Since November 2003, Turko and Weger have patrolled the city's South Side, one of the country's oldest Victorian-era shopping districts in the country by day -- but one of the city's best places to drink at night. They bust bladder-heavy revelers looking for relief in alleys, the sides of houses and in dark corners."