The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 / News / Odds & ends / Sanitation facility a fitting memorial?
Jackie Gleason got a bus depot when he died, so why shouldn't Art Carney get a sanitation facility?

Sunday, December 28, 2003

"How often have you found yourself at some horrible family event having mind-numbing conversations with 300-pound behemoths about the minutiae of pregnancy and babies? If you listen closely you’ll realize all their talk of the runs, abdominal pain, and relaxed deep-breathing techniques is, in essence, all about shit. They are just repackaging the graphically scatological in Mommyspeak. As Freud brilliantly pointed out: Penises, infants, and poop are all solid bodies that stimulate membranous passages. Every conversation anyone has ever had always comes back to shit. Therefore, young urbanite, we provide you with the A to Z of poo."

Monday, December 22, 2003

British Toilet Association - Campaigning for better public toilets for all
Our mission is to represent the interests and aspirations of 'away from home' toilet providers, suppliers and users of all types and to act as the catalyst for change in the pursuit of standards of excellence in all areas of public toilet provision and management.

Tuesday, December 16, 2003 / News / Odds & ends / 2,666 jugs of urine found on highways

KENNEWICK, Wash. -- Forced to clean up an increasing number of jugs and bags of human waste along highways, the Adams County Waste Reduction & Recycling office took out a full-page newspaper advertisement to combat the problem.
Cat poop bill defeated in wave of opposition

TSUYAZAKI, Fukuoka -- A Fukuoka town bill that proposed making cat owners train their felines to relieve themselves in designated areas or face having their names made public has been thrown out in a wave of opposition.

Thursday, December 04, 2003