The Fudge Report

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Thursday, June 17, 2004

"'Exploding' Toilet Paper Scrambles Firefighters

"In these days of terror threats you have to take everything seriously--the San Antonio Fire Department was called out today to investigate a report of exploding toilet paper.

District Fire Chief Randy Jenkins says a man was pulling on a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom of his northwest side home this morning when the roll suddenly flew apart. "


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