Picked up a virus (not herpes) that's been going around, and so some interesting results today:

MI: 5/5
BF: 5/5
TP^2: (infinity)
FL: 1
ST: 2/5

Yes, I'm back in action. I've had a wealth of excremental happenings the last couple of weeks, but they are the past, not the present, and so we will leave them be in the sewer of history.

More importantly, I'd like to report our house-buying effort was completely successful. I will post some descriptions of the plumbing facilities at the new commode^H^H^H^H^H^H^Habode.

The Fudge Report welcomes GARY GROWLER to our crew. His military background will bring a different and more disciplined approach to fudge reporting.