NCBuy Weird News: Building A Better Toilet Seat Cover - 2004-01-27 ENCINO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Today (Jan. 27) marks Thomas Crapper Day, named for the man whose name is synonymous with the modern toilet, but in Encino, Calif., a modern day Crapper has created a new addition to the toilet.

Please, a moment of silence. And then farts.