The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Monday, September 23, 2002

The Fart Factor - a weekly feature loosely related to fudge

A friend here in the apartments was planning to do an art project using super-closeups of his orifices, hoping that they wouldn't resemble the real thing once developed, but more of an abstract collage of anal colors. Turns out his "art" ended up looking like a typical gory scene on the Discovery Health channel.

Despite this setback, I encourage him to pursue his dreams of having a zoomed-in picture of his anus displayed on a 5' by 7' canvas in the local art museum, and hope that his teacher isn't too anal to understand.


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