The Fudge Report

"All the poop that's fit to scoop..."

Friday, December 13, 2002

So, after taking two humongous dumps in one day, I had an epiphany. You know what is missing from society today? The poopometer! After each drop-off, you press a button next to the bowl. A small video screen reports your volume. If you're lucky enough to have the highest score of the day, you get to enter your initials, just like Pac-Man in the good old days. Maybe the high score at the end of the day gets a special prize too: a roll of TP, air freshener, Imodium AD, the possibilities are endless!

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